A die-cut sticker featuring a cartoon goose wearing oversized round glasses, a tie, and carrying a briefcase, with the text 'TODAY I'M A SERIOUS GOOSE'. The sticker is displayed in a styled flat-lay setting on a dark green surface, surrounded by a ceramic mug, a brown book, a checkered cloth, and a notepad.

Today I'm a Serious Goose Vinyl Sticker

$3.00
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A die-cut sticker featuring a cartoon goose wearing oversized round glasses, a tie, and carrying a briefcase, with the text 'TODAY I'M A SERIOUS GOOSE'. The sticker is displayed in a styled flat-lay setting on a dark green surface, surrounded by a ceramic mug, a brown book, a checkered cloth, and a notepad.
  • A die-cut sticker featuring a cartoon goose wearing oversized round glasses, a tie, and carrying a briefcase, with the text 'TODAY I'M A SERIOUS GOOSE'. The sticker is displayed in a styled flat-lay setting on a dark green surface, surrounded by a ceramic mug, a brown book, a checkered cloth, and a notepad.
  • A die-cut sticker featuring a cartoon goose wearing oversized round glasses, a tie, and carrying a briefcase, with the text 'TODAY I'M A SERIOUS GOOSE' in black text.
  • A silver laptop with a cartoon goose wearing oversized round glasses, a tie, and carrying a briefcase, with the text 'TODAY I'M A SERIOUS GOOSE' is set on a wooden table outdoors near water. Surrounding props include a green backpack, a speckled mug, an open notebook, a pen, sunglasses, and a knit blanket.
  • A die-cut sticker featuring a cartoon goose wearing oversized round glasses, a tie, and carrying a briefcase, with the text 'TODAY I'M A SERIOUS GOOSE'. The sticker is displayed in a styled flat-lay setting on a dark green surface, surrounded by a ceramic mug, a brown book, a checkered cloth, and a notepad.
  • A die-cut sticker featuring a cartoon goose wearing oversized round glasses, a tie, and carrying a briefcase, with the text 'TODAY I'M A SERIOUS GOOSE' in black text.
  • A silver laptop with a cartoon goose wearing oversized round glasses, a tie, and carrying a briefcase, with the text 'TODAY I'M A SERIOUS GOOSE' is set on a wooden table outdoors near water. Surrounding props include a green backpack, a speckled mug, an open notebook, a pen, sunglasses, and a knit blanket.
Today I'm a Serious Goose Vinyl Sticker

Today I'm a Serious Goose Vinyl Sticker

$3.00

Briefcase packed. Tie straight. Nonsense temporarily suspended.

Today he's a serious goose. Tomorrow is none of our business. Perfect for coworkers, office chaos, laptops, planners, and anyone attempting to look professional while barely holding it together.

✨ MIX & MATCH STICKER DEAL
Buy any 5+ stickers and save $1 on every sticker. Mix and match your favorites — discount applied automatically at checkout.

Details:

  • Approximately 3" vinyl sticker
  • Waterproof vinyl
  • Designed by Happy and Hateful

Cute Stuff. Questionable Attitudes...with a purrrpose! 🐾
A portion of every purchase helps support animal rescue...because underneath the attitude, we're actually kind of nice.

Please note: Colors may vary slightly from what you see on the screen due to photography, lighting, and individual screen settings. 
Shipping & Returns

SHIPPING
Orders are typically processed within 1–3 business days. Estimated delivery times are shown at checkout and may vary depending on the shipping method.

RETURNS
We accept returns on eligible items within 14 days of delivery. Items must be unused and in their original condition. For standard returns, customers are responsible for return shipping, and original shipping charges are non-refundable.

Custom, personalized and final-sale items are not eligible for return.

Did we mess something up? If your order arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us with your order number and a photo. We'll make it right at no additional cost to you. 🖤

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